Walk a mile in my socks

Walk a mile in my socks, said the literalist. 

I just did. You see:

Round and round. On tile and carpet. Running into walls. Grabbing my stainless water bottle to drink like I'm in an important race. Watching the watch as updates roll in. Realizing there is a tornado watch set to hit the Gulf Coast. 

What? Checking the Weather Channel app. Dizzy while walking. 

Learning that locally it's just a wind advisory. With gusts up to 40mph. 

Well, okay. Still a severe weather alert. One thing I hate more than walking in the cold is walking in the wind. Good thing I'm walking. I probably won't get back outside today. 

Maybe I'd have better luck if I stopped and took off my socks. 

Peeking, did UPS come yet? Nope. Ugh. The dog will let me know. Amazon is bringing a watch band and party supplies. 

*buzz* Oh, half way done! Yay me! If only this wasn't so boring. Really ought to save the indoor walking for really bad weather. But severe weather advisory, they said. So. Okay, pushing through. 

The carpets smell like dog. 

Namastay-in-bed for the rest of nap time watching Netflix.